Goo goo gooo.....ga ga gaa.......

You may like this song, you may not like this song......but few would deny that Joann turns in an outstanding performance as one of the baby-obsessed! It might make you/me cringe, but it is completely successful in what it sets out to do. Adorable.  Eeeew!

The flip-side is a sort of sequel - some might say "rip-off"! - of The Browns' "The Old Lamplighter".  That said, it has its charms.

 

 

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(see what I mean?)

We want strains with some reserve!

Maybe I'm being harsh, but Vandalia tends to be pretty low on my list of song-poem concerns.  And yet, in these troubled times, I daresay the moment may have finally arrived for one thing, and one thing only:

Mea culpa, Bill!

A PACK O' ARPAIA

We Want Strains With Some Reserve (randall reed)
Here Alone And Just With Me (randall reed)
Wishing We Could Fly (randall reed)
In My Salad Days (damita)
The Flying Flag Forever (william howard arpaia; the babylonians)
Heaven Was Where I Had Been (lance hill)

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I don't know about you, but I'm still shell-shocked from what just happened; indeed what's been happening for the last four/twenty/fifty years! Because of this, I still haven't begun to post what I had originally intended to kick off this blog with because various song-poems keep surfacing their ironic selves just as the day-to-day unfolding of history intrudes into my blogging mind!  Consider track number one from this album.  Old man Arpaia had it right, at least for these days: We Want Strains With Some Reserve!  (And this is what I'm always telling people!😆)

Most of this album is pretty bland and (album-cover declarations notwithstanding) rather unmemorable, so much so that when I first digitized it years ago, this is how I labeled the CD:

 

"Pray You Don't Get Stuck On A Desert Island With Just This Disc!"

That said, I have to admit that the first track, with it's righteous indignation regarding the state of music, makes me grin, smile and laugh; the second two tracks are more tranquil and feature unexpected endings that are pure late-70s nirvana, fleeting moments that sound like Randall Reed and company are showing off what they can really do if they could be but liberated from the "reserved strains" of W.H. Arpaia!    

• Quick side note: other than hitting the spot during this turbulent time in history, the real attraction (for me) on Arpaia albums is the COVERS!  For a good time definitely click on both the front (above) and the back cover (below, bottom of post).  OR you can simply read them at the ole ASPMA!
• (I actually have another "Arpaia Sound" album - I think it's "Arpaia Sound III" -  but it's sealed. It's got some Sammy & Kris on it.  Is it sacrilegious to unseal? What do you think?)

While you're mulling over that, and speaking of "Kris"....here's a "Damita" (aka Kris Arden, Jo Ann Auborn) single on Vandalia that's pretty disposable.  But just as I was about to turn it off, I heard a random sax bleat that ended up cracking me up every time I listened to it.  I don't know if it's a mistake or if someone is goofing around.....or if it's Arpaia himself, overdubbing his sax onto a Globe demo recording, but I always forget it's coming and it always catches me off-guard. It's just a little sax bleat, out of the blue, and totally inappropriate.  Like an embarrassing instance of musical flatulence or something.

Lastly, here is one of only two known records on which William Howard himself appears as vocalist.  The first is the well-known "Listen Mr. Hat" (featuring his back-up band, The Jerrymanders! Jerrymanders? Et tu, Brute!).  The second is not as wacky - but more pertinent to the day's events, for today is Inauguration Day and, at last, the long national nightmare eases a little bit, if not ends all together!   So strike up the band and let Mr. Arpaia tell you all about it!

Might make you feel patriotic, may make you feel bored....but I guarantee you, for the rest of your days you will be saying "My America......"

PS - Here's the flip, Lance Hill really going over the top.

P.S.S. Don't miss more "Lance Hill Sings Arpaia" over at Bob's blog, the immortal "I'm A Catastrophe", in case you missed it the first time!

https://bobpurse.blogspot.com/2010/02/im-catastrophe.html

Enjoy!

A Christmas Dream for a 2020 quarantine!

 

Capping off this awful year, here are a few holiday-themed song-poems to get you through the season.  I'm sure everyone already has "Let's Share A Prayer"; but now we need it more than ever, hence its inclusion!  Enjoy, be safe, and remember: Don't be a walking wacky song-poem.....wear the f***ing mask!

Happy Holidays..........and the tracklist is.....

 

My Christmas Dream (Halmark)
Let Us Be Gay (Bobbi Boyle with the MSR Singers)
I'm Gonna Run Away With Santa Claus (Bobbi Blake)
Santa Claus Sweetheart (Dick Kent)
Twinkle Toes (Norm Burns)
Lullaby (Jo Ann Auborn)
O Stately Pine (The Lancelots)
Let's Share A Prayer (Rod Rogers)
Golden Moments (The Raindrops)

 (the labels and matrix numbers/album titles are embedded in the Comments section of each mp3)

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